I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.
if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella special
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
when you say something funny and your friends laugh
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago
bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?