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"I don’t think you miss me. So I won’t tell you I miss you."(via coyotegold)

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godotal:

omgbuglen:

"right here, brotha"

Classic Drake and Josh

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

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wearingly:

I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future

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suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

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jackblogguy:

jerkidiot:

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

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ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

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shutupaubrey:

don’t buy me flowers what am i supposed to do with flowers instead buy me like half a pound of salami 

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rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

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6ood:

My mom is now cancer free, I might just cry, I’m so happy right now.

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the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted

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rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

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